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Ellen: And you also are a big infomercial fan?
你也经常电视购物?
Penny: OMG. You are gonna die. I ordered something that you guys actually made fun of on the show. But I ordered it for real. I'm so embarrassed... the shake weight. I ordered it for real! And then I watched the show and I'm like: Oh they're putting the shake weight on it. I will love this thing. Then you guys are making fun of it. I don't know why I ordered it.
我的天啊，你会笑死的。我买了个你们在节目里恶搞过得东西，但我真的买了，真尴尬......那个震震棒。我真的买了!我看了你们那期节目，我想：他们介绍了这个震震棒，我超喜欢的。然后你们拿这个恶搞，我都不知道我为什么要买。
Ellen: You don't know why someone would make fun of it? Work out with it right now.
你不知道大家为什么会觉得这个搞笑是吧?你现场演示一下怎么用干这个吧。
Penny: Maybe I thought I could use it for like... practice or... I mean, not practice for that. No no no no... No. I mean working-out practice. Practice with weights! I'm so red right now. OMG! My mom is in the audience and she... OMG.
可能我觉得我可以拿它来...练习或者...我不是说练习那个!不是啦!不是啦!我是说锻炼身体的练习。练习减肥啦!我现在脸烫死了，我的天啊!今天我妈妈在现场啦......我的天啊!
Ellen: So you bought this thinking it's just a different kind of workout.
所以你买这个是觉得这是种新的健身方式?
Penny: I though this would be like a new way to do... This is so dumb, you're so right, I'm so embarrassed, I... I can not believe... I can't believe I ordered this.
我觉得这会是种全新的......好吧，这个很瞎，你赢了，我没脸见人了，我......我不能相信...我不敢相信我买了这个。
Ellen: There is no way to make that look better than that is. It is what it is.
这个东西看起来很完美啊。这样子挺好的啊!
Penny: Every move I make, it's ridiculous.
我拿着这个，怎么看都很搞笑。
Ellen: Try to make it look not dirty. Try.
你能不能让自己看起来别太那什么，试试。
Penny: I can't!
真不能!
Ellen: You can't?
不行?
Penny: No you can't. It's the dirtiest... It looked so cool in the commercial.
真没办法。真是太那什么......可是在电视上展示的时候挺酷的啊。
Ellen: Yeah. Well.
是吧。
Penny: I'm so embarrassed right now. I went on at the phone and called for like 20 minutes.
我现在真没脸见人了。我电话订购这个东西，打电话打了20分钟。
Ellen: You saw the commercial, didn't you?
你看了这个的电视广告，对吧?
Penny: Yes!
是的。
Ellen: You saw what they were doing.
他们展示的时候你都看到了啊。
Penny: OMG. This brings back such memories. NO! I'm not... That is so not what I mean. OMG. I'm sweating so bad right now. Oh. I'm so sorry. I went...
我的天啊。这东西勾起了我好多回忆。不是啦!我是说......我真的不是那个意思。我的天啊，我现在都已经在猛出汗了。真的不好意思啦，我真的......
Ellen: I'm so glad you brought your mom today.
我很高兴你今天把你妈妈带来节目现场了。
Penny: The one time she comes.
她就跟我来过这一次。
Ellen: I don't know why you keep picking it up.
我搞不懂你怎么老是想去拿这个。
Penny: I don't know either, actually!
其实我也不知道。
